davebirb

STRIDER FAMILY ALBUM.

toxicwafflez:

kikiarty:

stridertime:

schim:

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introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation

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this shit is called water

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where the fuck did your diaper go

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this zoo is shit all the animals are fake

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what aisle are the swords in

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stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again

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one time we were dogs

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its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score

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this is what we do on thursdays

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

I cried. Ow my sides.

The last one.

sweaters-coffee-and-scarves

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

kismesitude

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in