Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
making new friends like
introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation
this shit is called water
where the fuck did your diaper go
this zoo is shit all the animals are fake
what aisle are the swords in
stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again
one time we were dogs
its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score
this is what we do on thursdays
Never fails to put a smile on my face.
I cried. Ow my sides.
The last one.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part